I've been thinking recently about other careers that I might pursue.
My current top choice would be to go to Japan and become a sumo wrestler. I'd be Tamagochi Dave. My youth think I should be a figure skater, but I quickly dash their dreams by pointing out that I can't skate. They would also like me to go work at Sonic and get them free drinks and ice cream and stuff.
I also think I could be a stunt man. I could go to work in Hollywood specializing in driving busses or taking a punch. I'd also be a great demolitions person for movies. Just let me blow things up. Hmm... on second thought, maybe that isn't my best idea.
