I'm in such a weird mood. I want to play and not work. While that may not be terribly unusual, I want to play with the computer. Doesn't make sense does it? I want to program, just not the stuff I'm paid to program.
Let's all scratch our heads together.
Ok. Now pat your belly.
Now stand on one leg and hop up and down.
Don't you feel better now that you have that out of your system?
We will now resume our normal broadcast schedule.

