Wedding Fiction
I haven’t posted a lot of information here because I was asked by Desiree not to post things that would give away too much about the wedding. I personally think it’s funny because if I wanted to use this later to see what we were thinking at the time I can’t. I also understand that I have to follow her rules in order to not impede upon her happiness. With all that being said I have been given leave to tell you everything about the wedding and what will take place.
Wedding:
The wedding will feature a Star Wars theme. All the groomsmen will be dressed as Jedi Padawan Apprentices. The bridesmaids will dress as handmaidens. The brides’ dress has to be stunning though, so it’s going to be altogether different. It’s the dress Arwen wears in the bridge scene of “The Lord of The Rings.”
The ceremony will be officiated by a Mace Windu look-alike. (It’s just too hard to find someone who can play Yoda.) Desiree will walk down the aisle to the Imperial March. When we are ready to leave, the groomsmen will form a lightsaber arch for us to walk through.
Reception:
As we speed off from the wedding site, we’ll arrive at the reception hall to find a very different theme. You’ll swear you’ve entered the jungle with Indiana Jones. To get to the reception hall you’ll have to walk over a rickety suspension bridge with rabid squirrels underneath. (Of course you understand that crocodiles are an endangered animal)
The buffet will feature snake surprise and chilled monkey brains. (With all our expenses going to clothing it’s important to keep the catering bill manageable) The band will consist of a series of drummers with a lot of wacked out people chanting something unintelligible.
A plane will be parked out back so that we can escape from the envious mob our reception will create.
Honeymoon:
From the reception we’ll depart for Las Vegas where you can walk from Paris to New York to Ancient Egypt and back to the Caribbean all within a day. If we get tired of all our travels during the day Elvis can chauffeur us.
Talk about a travel bargain.
Now if you really think I talked Desiree into any of this you’re crazier than I am.
Blue collar Jedi Humor:
You Might be a Redneck Jedi If….
Wedding:
The wedding will feature a Star Wars theme. All the groomsmen will be dressed as Jedi Padawan Apprentices. The bridesmaids will dress as handmaidens. The brides’ dress has to be stunning though, so it’s going to be altogether different. It’s the dress Arwen wears in the bridge scene of “The Lord of The Rings.”
The ceremony will be officiated by a Mace Windu look-alike. (It’s just too hard to find someone who can play Yoda.) Desiree will walk down the aisle to the Imperial March. When we are ready to leave, the groomsmen will form a lightsaber arch for us to walk through.
Reception:
As we speed off from the wedding site, we’ll arrive at the reception hall to find a very different theme. You’ll swear you’ve entered the jungle with Indiana Jones. To get to the reception hall you’ll have to walk over a rickety suspension bridge with rabid squirrels underneath. (Of course you understand that crocodiles are an endangered animal)
The buffet will feature snake surprise and chilled monkey brains. (With all our expenses going to clothing it’s important to keep the catering bill manageable) The band will consist of a series of drummers with a lot of wacked out people chanting something unintelligible.
A plane will be parked out back so that we can escape from the envious mob our reception will create.
Honeymoon:
From the reception we’ll depart for Las Vegas where you can walk from Paris to New York to Ancient Egypt and back to the Caribbean all within a day. If we get tired of all our travels during the day Elvis can chauffeur us.
Talk about a travel bargain.
Now if you really think I talked Desiree into any of this you’re crazier than I am.
Blue collar Jedi Humor:
You Might be a Redneck Jedi If….
2 Comments:
That's a dream wedding if ever one were dreamed up! Bravo, and may the Force be with you both.
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Barbara, at 8:59 AM
We just got back from Steve's brother's wedding. My future sister-in-law actually DID come down the aisle to the tune of the Imperial March - only it was during the rehearsal. It got plenty of laughs! Good luck with the wedding plans.
-Kathy Bahr
www.steveandkathyswedding.com
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