Get Me to the Church On TIme

by Alan Jay Lerner and Frederick Loewe

I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
Pull out the stopper, let's have a whopper
But get me to the church on time

I've got to be there in the morning
Spruced up and looking in my prime
Girls come and kiss me, show how you'll miss me
But get me to the church on time

If I am dancing, roll up the floor
If I am whistling, *whew* me out the door

For I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
Kick up a rumpus, but don't lose the compass
And get me to the church, get me to the church
Be sure and get me to the church on time

I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
Stock me or jail me, stamp me and mail me
But get me to the church on time

I've got to be there in the morning
Spruced up and looking in my prime
Some bloke who's able, lift up the table
But get me to the church on time

If I am flying, then shoot me down
If I am wooing, get her out of town

For I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
Feather and tar me, call out the army
But get me to the church, get me to the church
Be sure and get me to the church on time